Today's national ad insert for Westlake's Ace Hardware features a Sunbeam "3-Pk. Pest Repeller" for $14.99. It uses ultrasonic waves to help repel mice and six-legged critters, plugs into a regular wall outlet, and also has a built-in night light.
Now, here's the "whaaat?" part: "Not Available in Roswell, NM."
Just Roswell, eh?